Friday, March 7, 2014

how to start internet arguments

We've all seen our share of internet fights, and let's face it they're a darn good form of entertainment. Somebody makes a harmless comment, someone else gets offended and comes out guns blazing ready to attack, then 50 other people have to give their opinions. These arguments often get very heated and can provide hours of entertainment. I, myself have gotten very good at starting these arguments and consider myself somewhat of a pro. So here's a list on how to initiate one of these fine entertainment sources.
  • say something racist or sexist
  • express a religious or political view good topics include gay marriage, gun control, scientology the national debt crisis, taxes, or anything having to do with Obama
  • say something positive about disliked celebrities
  • downright insult someone
  • act superior
  • use poor grammar
  • support Obama
  • state a completely untrue fact
  • say anything about the Middle East 
  • talk about which sports team is the best
  • talk about feminism
  • say global warming doesn't exist
  • try and interpret the freedoms of Americans and how far those freedoms go

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